Mr. Barnacle's Grease Pomade – Time Travel Mart
Attention: June 25 - 27, our Time Travel Marts in Echo Park and Mar Vista will be closed for a brief time jump. Our online portal remains open 24/7, no matter the era!

Mr. Barnacle's Grease Pomade

$15.99
Style

Directions:
Place a nickel size amount in the palm of your robot hand and smooth throughout. 1-part raw magnetism, 2-parts confidence, dash of dashing, 2-parts charm, 1-part structural integrity, dash of confidence.

Imported from the future by Mackenzie Paxton.   Relabeled to meet tomorrow's standards by Johnny Koester.